January 2012
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kiriamaya asked: Happy birthday, and also happy new year :D
EDWARD CULLEN...
cumberqueen:
lurida-lurida:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Bella:I trust you.
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
Edward Cullen:I want to kill you.
Supernatural Fan:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Doctor Who fan: Brilliant.
Edward Cullen: I want to ki—
Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you
Sherlockian:
THIS!
...
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batz94 replied to your post: It’s my birthday…
Happy Burfday My Lil Ball of Weird Kitten Sweater I ♥ U!
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narubutt asked: okay how did you add that awesome my little pony to walk around the screen, I want that hahahaha
December 2011
200 posts
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bananaqueen-deactivated20120111 asked: hey yo GURL <3 Happy birthday :)
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It's my birthday...
So I’m letting you all know that for the next 23 hours and 53 minutes, I am special.
And that YouTube still won’t let me watch “inappropriate” videos.
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Trying to buy a shirt online
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
scars-kept-secret:
i-am-glen-coco:
pineappledean:
ladydynamitez:
10knotes:
why does this have less than 50,000 notes?
Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.
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I just found "Texts From Bennett"
IQ has dropped by a significant amount.
I also realized I know people like this.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
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How to use Expat Shield:
bbcsherlockftw:
This is the first method to view the BBC iPlayer from outside of the UK.
This only works for PCs.
Read More
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Mom tells me she doesn’t want me to get hurt by a person WHEN they leave me alone or whatever and that I am going to have a lot of problems and uses examples from past relationships.
To me this just translates to “No one has ever liked you in the past, forget about this please so I don’t have to deal with you being upset over no one liking you in the future.”
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It's better than "Jesus Freak"
Mom: Am I going to hell for calling people Jesus nuts?
Me: Well...All I can think of when you say "Jesus nut" is an acorn with a beard.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
hello-ampersand:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
My cousin was literally run over in the street by a drunk driver on New Years a few years...
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
I'm keeping a secret
Even from YOU, followers!
Hehehehe
Of course I get sick on Christmas
I have a terrible cold. My whole body hurts and when I touch my skin It feels like I’m stabbing needles into it.
My throat is so swollen I can barely talk.
Merry Christmas.
It was actually a wonderful Christmas though, my mom and I exchanged gifts and she LOVES all of hers and I LOVE all of mine and everything is awesome.
Except my body.
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“I’m terribly sorry man
is this your girlfriend
clinging to my hand?”
– Forever The Sickest Kids - Becky Starz
Watchlady-dovahkiin:
ofscrewdriversandarmydoctors:
cosmostrekker:
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specielcooki:
bendy-dick:
fannishminded:
doylkien:
findingsherlock:
FS says: Actually I think making her a Dom has more to do with interpreting her character for a modern audience. In the 19th century Irene Adler was a bit of a … scandalous woman. She was her own person, slept with men of high standing...
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Watchcumberqueen:
Sherlock Season 2| Scandal in Belgravia Trailer
For those of you having problems with the trailers on YT.
OH MY GOD SO MUCH SEXY
Sherlock looks like he’s thinking “Uhh…wait what the fuck is happening? It’s amusing. I can’t tell if I like it or not.”
Then John walks in and is like “Woman…naked…oh my…well. This is...
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My mom is pretty awesome.
Me: So last night I was laying in the bed with two other girls and this girl Becca was just standing there so I poked her with my foot and said "Hey, come cuddle with us!" and another girl grabs her arm says "yeah she's MY girlfriend!" pulls her out of the room and slams the door. I was like "OH SHIT!" So I went and talked to her later and told her I didn't mean it like that and we hung out for the rest of the night. I'm so happy she didn't beat me up or something.
Mom: Well you WERE trying to steal her girlfriend.
Me: NO I WASN'T! Okay, she's cute, but seriously... I actually wasn't trying to hit on her, I was just a little drunk.
Mom: Okaaayy.
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I went
It was…
AWESOME!!!!
OH MY GOD! I had so much fun, I’m so glad I went to the party.
It was like a fucking 80s movie. Anna’s house is trashed though =//
And there’s a hole in her wall.
I took care of some random guy that most likely had alcohol poisoning last night. Codependancy rules! haha.
Unff…I had a great time and everything was awesome.
Except having to...
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Anxiety
So I um… I got invited to a um… a party tonight.
Me. Invited to a party.
A PARTY.
A total 80s movie high school party.
And I AM INVITED.
…what? How?
Anyway, I am very uncomfortable at parties. But I want to go. but I don’t want to go. But I want to go.
One side of me is like “OH MY GOD THAT WILL BE SO COOL, GO SOCIALIZE AND STUFF!!! BE NORMAL!” And the...
At home
Because my blood sugar dropped at work and I can barely stand up.
I feel too sick to eat so I’m working my way up to food:
Glucose tablet
Sunny D
crackers
apple or orange
And hopefully by then I’ll feel better and be able to eat real food.
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I guess someone didn't like Amelia...
Lost a follower.
I have an even number now though!!!
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Since the new episodes of Sherlock are airing...
breathingsboring:
When you follow a bunch of people on tumblr and...
cumberidiot:
melanieerdelyi:
#hm #pretty much #my relationship with everyone on this site #my motto should be lots of people like me: at a distance
*Gpoy sob*
=/ I’m always laughing at Bittergrapes’s conversations with his friends. Then I’m like “Oh god, I feel really creepy.”
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WatchDealing with the overexposure to Sherlock.
I talk to my kitty therapist.
This is a pointless video, but my cat is cute!
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MOFFAT! GATISS!!!!!!
YOU’VE BROKEN THE GODDAMNED FUCKING FANDOM!
This is what’s happening to us right now:
Those trailers were quite lovely though!
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