These are some words and nicknames I’ve made up while thinking about sexual experiences. I don’t think I’ve used a lot of these in my blog, I mostly use them only in thought.
The Bad Guy: The man I lost my virginity to.
Bleedin’ Bitch: A girl on her period. Example: “I’m a bleedin’ bitch right now and don’t feel like talking to you.”
Booty-Call Guy: A guy that calls me and asks to hang out but really just wants a blowjob.
The Dozen Man: Person #12
Drive-Thru menu: All of the people I’ve slept with. (See “The Numbers”) This term is usually used when I’m really horny. Example: “I want to pick someone from the drive-thru menu and relieve some of this sexual tension.”
Firstie: Someone who lost their virginity to me. Many firsties have stagefright. Currently there are 4 firsties in the club.
The Guy: A guy that I like and hook up with. See “The Guy With The Girlfriend.” He is also #14.
The Guy With The Girlfriend: (Sometimes written as The Guy [With The Girlfriend]) A guy whom I met while he was in an on-and-off relationship with someone else. See “The Guy.”
Lucky 13: Person #13
The Numbers: All of the people I’ve slept with, starting with #2 and currently ending at #16. I use numbers instead of names to keep people anonymous.
Repeat Offender: Someone I’ve slept with more than once.
Sandpaper: A vagina that isn’t wet. Example: “It wasn’t a lot of fun, I had sandpaper the whole time.”
Stagefright: When a guy is so nervous he can’t keep an erection. (See “Firstie”)